well hello children

i never post anything anymore. School+Facebook+Ignorance+Stupidity=No more blogging.

That's math for ya children.

I guess i will just say this. I will post more things on this blog.

that's a promise

of the pinky quality




bitches

hhhhhmmmm...

i should probably post more...a lot more.

i also should probably do math homework...but don't worry, i'm not going to

so i joineded track 2 months ago, and lets just say that it reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllly sucks...forever and ever

if i was in a room with hitler, and track (if track was a person), and i had a gun with one bullet, i'd shoot...hitler, but then i'd totally bludgeon track with the gun, so yea...every body wins...except track and hitler

track is hard, it's not fun, they make you run (wtf is that about!?) and they don't give you food, which ruins it.

a lot of people actually like track though! and i just do not understand how that works

school kinda sucks right now to, but whatever, it's almost over, we only have 4 more weeks!
we have this civil war project that has to be 4 pages tho, yea, 4 pages
4 pg
4pg
4 pgs and we have till next monday to finsh,
mrs. k is evil

she says shes preparing us for highschool, but if we have to do that shit in highschool, i am definatley screwed...forever


so life pretty much sucks right now



also facebook

facebook is like the frickin devil man, and i have totally sold my soul to facebook

i swear, facebook will take over the world, just wait...

wait some more...

it'll come...

yea........................

i really wish i didn't have to go to school, or do stuff, or work, but we can't always get what we want...gggrrrr

hhhhhmmmm... why do we even have to work,

it just doesn't make sense

maybe i should just become a hobo...

yea...i'll major in hoboism

it'll be the best

just wait...

i need a corn dog

Virus in the system

our laptop got a virus, and now it's all jacked up and stuffs.
i think it's mostly my fault cuz i download a lot of mp3s from "the site", and yea.
it crashes and stuff, but my dad fixed it
wow this is my first post in like, a month
it's all because of facebook
im addicted
it's like a drug
in the future, it will become so addicting there'll be a drug called facebook, and all the stupid highschoolers will smoke it
because it will be smokeable
gross



we have a math exam
it's gonna suck
but that's ok, cuz i'll study
yay!
school is really sucking, and homework sucks, but doesn't homework alway suck?
does anyone know when the math exam is
crap
if it's tommorrow im gonna kill myself
my mom's baking cookies
suck on that
you don't get any
they're all for my sisters birthday at school
i never had a school birthday
because mine is in June,
but i did once hav a half birthday, but that wasn't really satisfying enough
i feel somewhat deprived of something
like part of my childhood is missing, and i can't get it back
EMO
i wonder where the word came from
probably because it's just fun to say
i shud take a showere
listening to Motion City Soundtrack
my mom told me to go
bubida bye!!!


gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
if you had a llama, wat wud u do with it?

Word Verification...a rant? or a praise?

i never really thought of it... but the word verification thing that you have to fill out is kind of annoying.


seriously, i hate it, it sucks, i wish i could burn it or something


why is it even there! there's no use for it! this is just really frustrating... just let me have my moment...






































MOMENT OVER








ok well, i kind of also like the wv's

they are hilarious! i have to keep like, a log of them man.
fUUny.
watever bye



WAIT!!!

on friday aliens abducted me and frickin gave me the stomach flu, and i threw up 8 times...

yea, 8 TIMES and it hurt everytime. i couldn't eat anything, because it would, you know, "come back up", so i turned belemic for a day, and let me tell u from the source, being belemic, sucks, a lot.
i missed winterwonderland.
im mad
i need to shower,
im not sick andy more
my sister made me stay on one side of the couch to not get her sick
she made me use gloves to use the laptop
i threw one at her and she started to freak out and chased me and hit me with her slipper...




NOT FUN

she also put ceramic wrapper over the remote...
germophobic



i seriously need to go take that shower
bye

A Christmas Miracle!!!!

CAUTION:CONTAINS VERY EXAGERATED EVENTS OF ANDY'S LIFE



So...i made All State...and ummmm...yea.

salsa dip


watever, but yea. so it turns out i was first runner up in this thingy, and some one dropped out, and so now i'm in like, last chair II violin, but thats ok, cuz i got in!!!







CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
even though this happened way before christmas...
yea, mrs. lee called us and was like, holy crap andy! u got in even though u were using ur sisters violin! that's so amazzzzzzzizzzzing!!














nnnnnaaaaggghhhghghghgggghhh!
ummm... i also spranged my wrist, and ummm this was how it happened




WARNING:CONTAINS NON EXAGERATED MATERIAL


so i was snow boarding with my cousins, and was going through a path in some trees, and well, there was a bump at the end...
and i hit it a fell,
so now i have a cool bandaged hand




im tired...

whoa...again

so apparently zombies aren't allergic to snow...i think.
i was at matts for a sleepover with nick, and we watched Resident Evil, which has a bunch of zombies and stuff, and well...the normal people didn't use snow at all to kill the zombies, they just used guns! how lame is that! whatever...it was fun, cuz we played video games and stuff, and made milkshakes...with mint brownies in them...

OWNED SON

HO HO HO

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

YAY!!!

even though it isn't Christmas yet...

WHOO HOO!

Robots

i saw melissa, michaela, emily, grace and maybe some other people at my old elementary school's sledding hill. the funny thing was they didn't sled...at all. i think that they might be robots, or zombies, because robots aren't supposed to get wet, and zombies are allergic to snow. My friend nik is a zombie, he was with me, but nik took his claritan, so he wasn't allergic.


I kindly ask of my robot and/or zombie friends to not eat my flesh and/or annihalate me...thanks.



spinach dip

Pencils Aren't Meant to be Stuck In your Schools Cieling

I think that the title explains everything.

on friday i was in the hallway goofing off, and i decided to stick a pencil into the ceiling, because it's funny.

well, little did i kno that mrs. K was standing right by her door, and saw me.

She was like:
"Andy! did I just see you do that! what am i going to do with you mr.!"

I thought my ass was totally busted, but mrs. K is nice, and she let me off with a warning.

I kinda got scared after that, because earlier that day I got caught by Mr. Cornfield, but he just told me to stop.

Is mr. C less strict than Mrs. K?

Idk but im not gonna through pencils up into the ceiling again, cuz Mrs. K told my i was frickin vandalizing, and i was like:
Holy Shit man! but i didn't really say that.

dude...i was so scared after that.

but i guess you get into trouble once in a while, and you can't really control goofing off.

but seriously... don't stick pencils into your schools ceiling, because either your guidence counselor, or Social Studies teacher will frickin maul you...guacamole


anyways...nothing else really happened on friday, except i saw vivian and grace...
and they ran away from me.

idk


i hope i didn't get on mrs. K's bad side, cuz that would suck.

i'm kinda scared


on a lighter note, here's a video from kevjumba!
this guy is awesome




here's another one

NNNNAAAAGGGGHHHH!

so, some people want me to post again...and ummmm... i dont really want to post again...well cuz, i have nothing to say really, about anything! we had a field trip, which was ok, and this guy flung a gallon of water with a trebutiay, which was sweet...Zanzibar. it snowed, so im probably gonna go sled sometime, ok ummm...seeya, i guess?

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

They finally found waldo